Thursday, October 2, 2008

Listen Mosquitoes

I understand you need my blood. I also understand that you will bite me more than any other human...apparently I have amazing tasting blood..I get this. Here is the problem I have with you, some of you are mean, some of you choose to bite me in RIDICULOUS places.

Yeah, here is a list of where you can bite me, arm, leg, shoulder, etc... Just not in between my toes, seriously. I am doing you a favor by giving you my delicious blood, at least be courteous enough to bite me somewhere that is not THE MOST ANNOYING PLACE EVER!!!


And yes, I did redo my toenails before taking this picture...

4 comments:

Chelsea said...

Melissa, you are stinkin' hilarious! I love your sense of humor!...and honesty (I would have redone my toes first, too.) I'm lucky, Ryan is the tasty one in our family.

Unknown said...

OH YOU POOR THING. How annoying! Those blood suckers are mercilous!

ATP said...

I hate those! That's a place that no matter what you're doing, it always itches! Hope it goes away soon! P.S. Your toes look fab.

Becky said...

Oh mosquitoes! I love the toe nail polish, too!!! I am going to miss seeing you! Come see us if you are even in Chicago, Nauvoo, St. Louis, or anywhere in the midwest!!!
Love ya girlfriend!