I have decided I have a jihad, or a few jihads. I googled jihad which led me to wikipedia, where I learned that one definition of jihad is, "to struggle to improve one's self and/or society". I think that is pretty appropriate.
So, here is my list of things I have a jihad against
moths
people who don't know the difference between your and you're
pieces of popcorn that get stuck in your teeth and refuse to let go
creepy polygamists (ie Warren Jeffs)
girls who want to marry Edward...umm...HE'S NOT REAL...
split ends
when people say "less is more" and have no idea what it actually means
that one sock that never can be matched
at least once a month there is some news story on how evil facebook/myspace/energy drinks are
dust
when you ask for no onions/mayo/mustard and they decide to put it on there anyway
politicians (and their wives) calling on my cell phone to remind me to vote for them
how the dog decides to go right in front of the door outside, so when the snow melts she walks through it and tracks it all over
the mustache "trend"...ew...
static in my hair
pepsi
Apple, mostly because of their snarky TV ads
our mailman...or woman, Mail should not be delivered at 7pm...
spiders
whiners
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Uh-oh! I'm on your list. I say, "less is more." Can we still be friends? :)
At least I know the difference between your and you're!
it is OK...as long as you are not a multiple offender... :)
I'm surprised chicken germs aren't the list.
haha I love it!!
Oh the list! I love it!!!
The one that I love is the Apple comment. So superior and rude! What is with Apple people (and yes, 2 of my best friends are and they are always superior about it!).
My hubby biggest jihad is the requesting for no mayo and they just ignore him! No fail, every time!!!
And come on, in Interior Design, less can definantly be more!!! More BETTER!!!!! (0:
No, I get annoyed when people use the saying and don't know what it really means or use it in stupid ways...
Yes...I have a mac but I try REALLY hard to not be...THAT guy!
Awesome list, I needed a good laugh.
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